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Drunk Girls Kissings

Occurred September 15, 2011

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Posted Feb 1, 2012 by the gronk from Boston, Massachusetts

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Hooker Heaven

Occurred May 12, 2012

anyone out there like hookers? you should..they're classy! on vaca in a 3rd world country..1st night there..meet a girl who doesn't speak ANY english at all..my buddy tells me she's a hooker..so obv it's a done deal right then and there..i get the bartenders in the disco to become my translators for an hr, just sayin nasty shit back n forth with this girl..long story short bring her back to the hotel rm (the entire walk there she is trying to talk to me..but i don't fuckin know espanol)..we start gettin after it..and all this girl is sayin is "papi, papi" ooo papi"..im assumin that's a good thing..i finish..give her the $$..probably a solid month's pay in that country..now ur probably thinkin..great story..obv had one too many..but big deal..banged a hooker..good point..but you should probably read the story HAITI..i'm the same guy..haha..i cant get enough of this, it is so big..eso es lo que ella dijo! [OTM]

Posted May 16, 2012 by bazinga from Los Angeles, California

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Facial

Occurred April 9, 2012

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Posted Apr 10, 2012 by rocker697 from Aspen, Colorado

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Absolute

Occurred March 20, 2012


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Posted Mar 21, 2012 by gonewiththebottle from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

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Flaming Shot

Occurred November 30, -0001


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Posted Mar 6, 2012 by Acer33 from Bridgeport, Connecticut

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risky business

Occurred November 30, -0001

Spring break - freshmen yr of college my parents decide its ok for me to throw a small party at my house. so i invite over a few friends and were getting pretty trashed playing beer pong, doing shots etc. it gets pretty late my parents decide to go to bed. we just continue to get fucked up now its probably 3 in the morning and at this point im completely trashed and decide to go to bed. one of the girls at my house  decides to come upstairs with me (my room is only a few doors down from my parents) next thing i know were gettin it on like crazy, my room is warzone mattress tipped over clothes thrown everywhere..we finish she goes to the bathroom and im just layin there in the middle of room..all of sudden my dad walks in..just gives me that father stare like WTF are you doin (deep down you know he was proud though haha) he goes on to tell me that im in big shit because we were makin so much noise and bangin the walls so loud that we woke him and my mom...as this is happening the the girl who is wearin nothin but a shirt ducks under his arm and cuddles up with me on the floor...dad is speechless and just walks away shakin his head... [OTM]

Posted Feb 29, 2012 by phillyphanatic from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

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Juice

Occurred November 30, -0001

so just another summer night chilling at my house with a couple of friends and we decide we want to get really fucked up. we find a gatorade cooler (the big ones they use for sports) and decide to make a huge batch of jungle juice...mind you for only 4 of us! the last thing i remember is slamming down some juice and then waking up in the morning...however when i come downstairs in the morning my dad is waiting for me and asks if i have any recollection of the night..i say no..he goes on to tell me that he wakes up at 6am to see the bathroom light in the hallway is on..he gets up to check and sees the door is shut and locked...he gets a key opens the door to find me passed out completely naked sitting on the toilet...trash bag full of puke my socks and my boxers in front of me..he wakes me up and apparently told me to stay put while he got my clothes...next thing he knows hes walkin down the hallway turns around to find me following him to my room again completey naked...we get into my room he tells me to put on boxers where i proceed to get into an argument with him telling him that i dont where boxers or any clothes for that matter..he gets my ass in bed..and i pass out [OTM]

Posted Feb 29, 2012 by jobin88 from Long Beach, California

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My Idiot Girlfriend

Occurred February 14, 2012


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Posted Feb 28, 2012 by louie from New York, New York

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Was Thirsty

Occurred February 2, 2012

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Posted Feb 23, 2012 by louie from New York, New York

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Hung Up

Occurred February 3, 2012

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Posted Feb 23, 2012 by louie from New York, New York

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